What Your Breakfast Says About You

Parks and Recreation Breakfast

When it comes to morning eats, are you a yogurt bowler or more of a boardroom snacker? Maybe you’re a Peter Pan or even a John Stamos!

What do these things have to do with breakfast eating habits, you ask? Well, the crew at Man Repeller put together a comprehensive, illustrated list of what your breakfast says about you.

We’ve all had a booze-fueled weekend full of late-night eating, and sometimes that calls for a Monday morning of wearing “The Green Juicer” mask. Yeah, some of your colleagues will remind you that you’re enjoying a cold glass of freshly mowed grass, but you know that you’re repenting for the sins of an extra 3 a.m. pepperoni slice.

Parks and Recreation Breakfast

One member of the list would not go over well with the Parks and Recreation Department in fictional Pawnee, Indiana. “The Rebel” laughs in the face of the conventional recipe of bacon and eggs. Leftover spaghetti? Yes! A burger and fries? Why not! You go, you first world anarchist, you. Just remember a cup of coffee—it is still the beginning of your day, after all.

Parks and Recreation Breakfast

Check out the full illustrated list at Man Repeller.